🎸Maryland Deathfest 2025: Vodka, Moshpit & Slavic Mayhem🔥 🛫 We’re a Russian-Belarusian horde of metalheads — and we stormed Baltimore for the greatest death metal festival of the millennium! It all started normally: 🫠Hungover cab ride to the airport; 👊 Vodka in plastic cups mid-flight. We landed — and our people were already waiting with bread, borscht, vodka shots, and hangover potions 💊 🔥 The pregame ritual went full Slavic warrior mode: ☠️ Vodka — mandatory; 🥪 Snacks — approved by a Minsk grandma; 🥩 Liver — waved the white flag before the first band hit the stage. Then came Maryland Deathfest: 💀 Sound heavy enough to summon the apocalypse 🤘 Moshpit chaos — we lost track of time and one Belarusian (we found him near the porta-potty) 🍑 Leather, chains, and demonic booties — our necks hurt, but not from headbanging 🍻 We drank like it was Ragnarok. Maybe it was. Final score: ⏰ Time — lost. 👂🏼 Eardrums — destroyed. 𐀪𐀪 Friendships — forged in fire and vodka. MDF 2025 broke us. MDF 2026 — we’re still coming!